You can never have enough beer shirts.
Check out my shirts on RedBubble. There are some awesome designs there, and I get $5 – $10 form each shirt sold, so it’s a nice way to give me some warm feelings if you’ve enjoyed my writing.
Want Schoonerversity merch? You’ve come to the right place. (Seriously. It’s the only place you can get it.)
You can even buy a hoppy clock if you want. I guarantee you’ll be the only house in your street with a hoppy clock.
What are you waiting for? Hit up RedBubble, and buy some of my stuff. You’ll probably regret it less than your last visit to KFC.